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What if Lord English managed to achieve immortality because he learned…??!

• Vexarian: For some reason I thought Caliborn was going to learn the secrets of indestructibility from Gamzee.
• Vexarian: But then I realized he just jacks people’s bodies.
• Vexarian: …Somehow.
• Vexarian: Seriously though, how the fuck is that codpiece packing moron not dead.
• lump space prince (kips): well he’s god tier
• lump space prince (kips): and he’s so far not died a just death or a heroic death
• Vexarian: Uh…
• Vexarian: That’s not how it works.
• Vexarian: You die.
• Vexarian: You just come back.
• Vexarian: He’s still pretty fucking bullet riddled.
• lump space prince (kips): have we seen how a god tiers death works
• lump space prince (kips): or no
• lump space prince (kips): because honestly i dont know
• Steve: Yes we have.
• Steve: Bec Noir killed GTier John.
• Vexarian: Then he resurrected in the most fabulous possible manner.
• Steve: Then John regenerated.
• Steve: It’s like Captain Jack Harkness.
• Vexarian: And he was good as new.
• lump space prince (kips): have we seen a troll god tier die and revive yet
• lump space prince (kips): because for all we know
• lump space prince (kips): gamzees like
• lump space prince (kips): the fuckin hulk
• Vexarian: Kips that is fucking dumb as hell.
• lump space prince (kips): bullets are like flys
• Vexarian: Also, I refuse to believe that if Vriska can die in a single stab.
• Vexarian: That Gamzee can suck up a few hundred bullets like the world’s most horrific sponge.
• Vexarian: And not die.
• *lump space prince (kips) lets just chalk it up as Weird Clown Shit*
• blastyoboots: Caliborn doesn’t learn immortality from Gamzee, but he could be jealous of i-
• blastyoboots: wait a minute
• blastyoboots: they specifically called it the “secret to immortality”, so
• blastyoboots: what if you’re somewhat right
• lump space prince (kips): (troooooooolll blooooooooood)
• blastyoboots: what if he thinks that by honking enough
• Vexarian: How the fuck could I possibly be right though?
• Vexarian: …
• blastyoboots: and acting just clownish enough
• Vexarian: Oh my god.
• lump space prince (kips): (high bloods live longer liiiiiiiiiiiiiiives)
• blastyoboots: yep
• blastyoboots: you see what I mean it seems
• lump space prince (kips): me or vex
• blastyoboots: vex, not you you enormous tool
• lump space prince (kips): wow

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS FUCKER WON’T DIE. 
He’s a hilarious, rascally clown! 
You know how it is with clowns. 
NO?? 
They are notoriously difficult to kill for reasons that basically don’t make any sense. 
I’m personally not aware of a single timeline in which this codpiece packing moron dies. 

It means crazy clowns just won’t die for some reason. In adventures such as yours, they tend to linger long past their welcome. 
They linger and linger and linger, and just when you think you’re totally fed up with their bullshit and you can’t take another second of it, they just linger some more. 
And you never know what they’re up to, and they’re always scheming in the shadows, and it’s quite possible that whatever master plan they’re hatching just doesn’t make the slightest bit of sense at all. 
But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter how stupid the clown’s schemes are, or how sick of him everybody is. 
He just. Won’t. Die. 

!!!!!!

(PS:  for fun, read everything Vex just said as if it were in Caliborn’s quirk)

2012-11-20