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– UNLIKELY, SCARY THEORY AHEAD –

Do not take this as a serious possibility!

Okay, so… thefinalwraith and I were shooting the breeze over Rose/Kanaya, and how I mentioned that the tension could be very well resolved, a romantic break not necessarily important:

• blastyoboots: one of the major remaining possibilities that would have potentially brought conflict into the relationship, before all this happened, was Rose’s haughty impenetrability
• blastyoboots: the idea that she might take a dominant position in the relationship, that Kanaya would basically roll over for her
• blastyoboots: and that wouldn’t be very good for Kanaya’s development
• blastyoboots: but, yeah
• blastyoboots: Rose ending up being anxious enough about their first date to get absolutely hammered, without even mentioning to Kanaya that it was a date
• blastyoboots: blew that out of the water to an extent :)
• TheFinalWraith: Although a case could be made that Kanaya’s ’maternal’ qualities might be a factor in why Rose is attracted to her
• blastyoboots: uhh
• blastyoboots: where are you going with this
• blastyoboots: hehehe
• TheFinalWraith: Which could lead to Dave staring at her smugly

And then uh…

• blastyoboots: oh shit
• blastyoboots: what if that’s the break

…….…..

So er, the idea is that…. Rose/Kanaya could very well still have a dramatic break, and then reconcile?  However, that break would need and impetus.  And…

I mean, look at this pattern.

And…

So, think about this for a second…

TT: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady’s invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect. 
TT: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality. 

What are the two contrived ideas that Rose constantly uses to tease Dave and his coolkid persona?

1. That he’s a homosexual.
2. That he has an Oedipus complex.

And so far, Rose has proven homosexual.

SO WHAT IF SHE’S NOT JUST THAT BUT ALSO-!!

• blastyoboots: geez i mean
• blastyoboots: not gonna happen, but
• blastyoboots: talk about karmic fucking retribution for all her jokes at Dave’s expense
• TheFinalWraith: Well yeah
• TheFinalWraith: I mean she constantly implies that he’s gay
• TheFinalWraith: and has an oedipal complex
• TheFinalWraith: Despite those things being contradictory
• TheFinalWraith: Unless…
• blastyoboots: fff

And what if the temporary break comes between Kanaya and Rose when Rose meets Roxy AND-

(“drunken makeout attempt because rose actually has an oedipal-” fuck I don’t even have the courage to put this in normal size text it’s too scary")

The idea that this has even a fraction of a percent chance of being foreshadowed and possible is completely frightening.

– END EXTREMELY UNLIKELY (and thankfully so) THEORY –

2012-10-26