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bladekindeyewear:

This is a theory I’ve had for some damn time:  Gamzee obtained, raised, and locked in the ectobiological coordinates for Calliope/Caliborn, an ecto-child of Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, and (optionally) also Lil’ Cal.

FOLLOW-UP ADDENDUMS: (Lord English’s True Name), (Buckets and LE), (STEAK), (Echidna’s (Abraxas’s?) Bones)

Yes, this is a serious theory.  And it explains plenty:

EDIT:  Added MORE POINTS in smalltext! :D

• His use of Aradia’s Timeboxes shows us where Gamzee is hiding on the meteor:  Its future!  Since it eventually ends up where Calliope and Caliborn are, Gamzee could have wound forward past its entry and exit of the alpha session, free to mess around in peace.
• Wherever and whenever Gamzee is hiding, he has to burn three years to match the ages of everyone else.  Why not spend those three years raising a cute little skull monster baby who just happened to come down on a meteor?  Once the child could fend for itself, Gamzee could have simply rewound back to when the meteor entered the alpha session, joining the others at the same age.
• Someone raised Calliope/Caliborn, alchemizing(?) and setting up a bunch of equipment that they clearly do not understand, calling them ‘jujus’.  (Separately from the official, timeloopy ‘jujus’.)  When you take the timeboxes into account, the voided-out book, and the boxfuls of special stardust the cherubs were left to eat, Gamzee is the clear likelihood for that someone.
• Many of Lord English’s features have been explained in Caliborn, but one of the looming mysteries is why he has a tendency to HONK.  If Gamzee had raised him, this would be very clear!
• A human/troll hybrid has the potential to be very alien, especially if one adds a corrupting element (the optional Cal) to the mix.  Of the human/troll hybrids possible, Karkat && Jade makes the most sense given their personalities, symbols, elements of clothing, quirks, and associated colors.  They are VERY similar to Karkat and Jade.  In fact, it makes so much sense that when UU gave us her first conversation, I had initially surmised that she was a future Jade/Karkat hybrid demi-troll!  (While it was eventually ruled out by her seemingly implying she was a troll, before the Cherub reveal, I still found it QUITE suspicious that the Karkat similarities were brought out in full force with her brother.)
• ROMSPEC DISCLAIMER:  A Karkat && Jade ectochild is NO INDICATION that Karkat/Jade will be a final pairing.  In fact, it might mean the opposite, serving as the ‘resolution’ / ‘cashing-in’ of all the romantic foreshadowing between the two, and other odd coincidences like that BARK/KRAB/BRAKA code.
• Why would Karkat and Jade be chosen?  Why, because of Gamzee, of course!  Do recall that someone locked in the ectobiological coordinates for John in his session, presumably one of the guardians.  If Gamzee serves as that someone for Calliope and Caliborn by getting into their session… why, perhaps while lurking around in the background and watching everyone pre-horrorstuck, Gamzee had observed Karkat warming up to Jade?  And perhaps, in his infinite wisdom whimsy, he decided it would be great if they had children?  Hm? :)
• Caliborn is clearly a young Lord English.  Calliope is rather set to make an incredible sacrifice with her death, possibly facilitating the creation of all of Paradox Space.  As the individual responsible for the existence and nature of these two(ish) individuals, Gamzee would cement his position as the most important character in Homestuck!
• EDIT: ADDITIONAL POINTS:
• Boltstuck added some wonderful evidence:  ”We know that Andrew likes to borrow from his past works;  Gamzee has already shown parallels to “Whistles: The Starlight Calliope” and there’s a good chance of Caliborn/Calliope’s origins being another call-back. — The comic centers around the titular Whistles, an innocent and well-meaning clown who’s unfailingly loyal to his evil Master and goes into brutal, violent rages when said Master is hurt or threatened.  His Master is “unkillable” in that every time he is slain, a new version of him is spawned.  Much like with Lord English’s multiple incarnations.  Toward the end of the story, Whistles’s two fellow clowns find a way to prevent the respawning - but not before an infant version of the Master survives the attack and convinces Whistles to adopt and care for it.”
• According to UU: “UU: my species has never even had a home planet.”  Never?! Life and sentience require rich diversity and millions of years to evolve.  Cherubs couldn’t have evolved in the void, with nothing… therefore, it’s most likely that they had a shortcut.  Andrew is implying that Cherubs were ectobiologized as a race, their initial seed population growing to spread throughout the universe.  And thus, they almost certainly had an external DNA source from at least one other sentient race.
• Calliope and Caliborn have troll-like blood color variety, indicating trolls as a source race.  However, they have no horns - only human-like skulls - and their white-irised eyes are quite human as well.  Therefore, it isn’t hard to surmise that Gamzee combined a human and a troll; almost certainly a boy and a girl, to mirror the combining of them into an androgynous body (like he’s been doing with the likes of Tavrisprite), mirror normal m/f reproduction, and mirror the :o) and Do: mirthful messiahs that Gamzee once said were him all along.
• The boy component is Karkat, hands down.  Caliborn is unbelievably similar to him, his perfect kismesis even:  Like Karkat, but worse in every way, incredibly powerful, and evil.  And Karkat’s listed position is even in the exact spot between his friends that Lime would have been on the spectrum; his blood and Lime-colored blood might have been no more than a gene-swap away in the first place!
• Jade is a bit tricker a choice, with circumstantial evidence like the colors, or Calliope’s symbol’s main component being a tower that looks like Jade’s house surrounded by snakes (echidna), et cetera.  But it becomes incredibly clear by process of elimination:  Jade is the only plausible human girl Gamzee would have known and chosen, and no other human girl fits the symbolism well enough!
• And finally, there’s the narrative text here that was addressed at Jade as she stared through the fourth wall at LE’s jacket:  ”But you don’t know it’s a coat. That would only invite more questions. You don’t know what it shields. Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.”  But that’s strange, since “Caliborn” doesn’t do the trick!  So, if this name alone is supposed to inspire terror in Jade specifically…  Think about it for a moment.  Were Gamzee to create a Harley-Vantas ectochild, what do you suppose he’d make its last and/or middle names to fit? :D  Even if Jade doesn’t know LE’s true nature, from a name like that alone (with parts of Karkat and Jade’s names blatantly in it), I think Andrew could credibly claim that no human has ever understood the terror of having unexpectedly sired a child with a grumpy alien!

Am I right, or am I right?  :D

(Gamzee and Caliborn in the image arted up by my awesome friend doridachi!  Click here for a larger version of the gif.)  EDIT: I fixed the eyes I forgot to animate on the gif; the larger-version link will still link to the right one on all of them!

As cancersyndrome pointed out here, in the recent walkaround, Kurloz told Gamzee that their messiah awaits his servitude and TUTELAGE.

In other words, the first part of this theory is almost assuredly canon: Gamzee raised Caliborn and Calliope, likely too early for them to remember him.

What remains to be seen is their ectobiological components, which Gamzee was almost assuredly in a position to set.  If you read this theory and its linked follow-up addendums, the running supposition is that those components were most likely Jade Harley && Karkat Vantas && Abraxas, and optionally && Lil’ Cal or some other unknown component.

In case you still didn’t buy at least the first part of the theory, the recent update gives us this:

Calliope happens to have owned Gamzee’s husktop.

(And I’ve seen this development has already caused this theory to make a few more rounds!)

Once again, the first part of this theory is assuredly canon, ie. Gamzee raising Calliope/Caliborn, a pair representing one who’s been invited to have her Rage destroyed and another who’s been invited to cause destruction through his Rage.  What remains to be seen is the second part:  whether Gamzee set their ectobiological components (which is likely), and if so, to what.

2012-11-16

bladekindeyewear:

This is a theory I’ve had for some damn time:  Gamzee obtained, raised, and locked in the ectobiological coordinates for Calliope/Caliborn, an ecto-child of Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, and (optionally) also Lil’ Cal.

FOLLOW-UP ADDENDUMS: (Lord English’s True Name), (Buckets and LE), (STEAK), (Echidna’s (Abraxas’s?) Bones)

Yes, this is a serious theory.  And it explains plenty:

EDIT:  Added MORE POINTS in smalltext! :D

• His use of Aradia’s Timeboxes shows us where Gamzee is hiding on the meteor:  Its future!  Since it eventually ends up where Calliope and Caliborn are, Gamzee could have wound forward past its entry and exit of the alpha session, free to mess around in peace.
• Wherever and whenever Gamzee is hiding, he has to burn three years to match the ages of everyone else.  Why not spend those three years raising a cute little skull monster baby who just happened to come down on a meteor?  Once the child could fend for itself, Gamzee could have simply rewound back to when the meteor entered the alpha session, joining the others at the same age.
• Someone raised Calliope/Caliborn, alchemizing(?) and setting up a bunch of equipment that they clearly do not understand, calling them ‘jujus’.  (Separately from the official, timeloopy ‘jujus’.)  When you take the timeboxes into account, the voided-out book, and the boxfuls of special stardust the cherubs were left to eat, Gamzee is the clear likelihood for that someone.
• Many of Lord English’s features have been explained in Caliborn, but one of the looming mysteries is why he has a tendency to HONK.  If Gamzee had raised him, this would be very clear!
• A human/troll hybrid has the potential to be very alien, especially if one adds a corrupting element (the optional Cal) to the mix.  Of the human/troll hybrids possible, Karkat && Jade makes the most sense given their personalities, symbols, elements of clothing, quirks, and associated colors.  They are VERY similar to Karkat and Jade.  In fact, it makes so much sense that when UU gave us her first conversation, I had initially surmised that she was a future Jade/Karkat hybrid demi-troll!  (While it was eventually ruled out by her seemingly implying she was a troll, before the Cherub reveal, I still found it QUITE suspicious that the Karkat similarities were brought out in full force with her brother.)
• ROMSPEC DISCLAIMER:  A Karkat && Jade ectochild is NO INDICATION that Karkat/Jade will be a final pairing.  In fact, it might mean the opposite, serving as the ‘resolution’ / ‘cashing-in’ of all the romantic foreshadowing between the two, and other odd coincidences like that BARK/KRAB/BRAKA code.
• Why would Karkat and Jade be chosen?  Why, because of Gamzee, of course!  Do recall that someone locked in the ectobiological coordinates for John in his session, presumably one of the guardians.  If Gamzee serves as that someone for Calliope and Caliborn by getting into their session… why, perhaps while lurking around in the background and watching everyone pre-horrorstuck, Gamzee had observed Karkat warming up to Jade?  And perhaps, in his infinite wisdom whimsy, he decided it would be great if they had children?  Hm? :)
• Caliborn is clearly a young Lord English.  Calliope is rather set to make an incredible sacrifice with her death, possibly facilitating the creation of all of Paradox Space.  As the individual responsible for the existence and nature of these two(ish) individuals, Gamzee would cement his position as the most important character in Homestuck!
• EDIT: ADDITIONAL POINTS:
• Boltstuck added some wonderful evidence:  ”We know that Andrew likes to borrow from his past works;  Gamzee has already shown parallels to “Whistles: The Starlight Calliope” and there’s a good chance of Caliborn/Calliope’s origins being another call-back. — The comic centers around the titular Whistles, an innocent and well-meaning clown who’s unfailingly loyal to his evil Master and goes into brutal, violent rages when said Master is hurt or threatened.  His Master is “unkillable” in that every time he is slain, a new version of him is spawned.  Much like with Lord English’s multiple incarnations.  Toward the end of the story, Whistles’s two fellow clowns find a way to prevent the respawning - but not before an infant version of the Master survives the attack and convinces Whistles to adopt and care for it.”
• According to UU: “UU: my species has never even had a home planet.”  Never?! Life and sentience require rich diversity and millions of years to evolve.  Cherubs couldn’t have evolved in the void, with nothing… therefore, it’s most likely that they had a shortcut.  Andrew is implying that Cherubs were ectobiologized as a race, their initial seed population growing to spread throughout the universe.  And thus, they almost certainly had an external DNA source from at least one other sentient race.
• Calliope and Caliborn have troll-like blood color variety, indicating trolls as a source race.  However, they have no horns - only human-like skulls - and their white-irised eyes are quite human as well.  Therefore, it isn’t hard to surmise that Gamzee combined a human and a troll; almost certainly a boy and a girl, to mirror the combining of them into an androgynous body (like he’s been doing with the likes of Tavrisprite), mirror normal m/f reproduction, and mirror the :o) and Do: mirthful messiahs that Gamzee once said were him all along.
• The boy component is Karkat, hands down.  Caliborn is unbelievably similar to him, his perfect kismesis even:  Like Karkat, but worse in every way, incredibly powerful, and evil.  And Karkat’s listed position is even in the exact spot between his friends that Lime would have been on the spectrum; his blood and Lime-colored blood might have been no more than a gene-swap away in the first place!
• Jade is a bit tricker a choice, with circumstantial evidence like the colors, or Calliope’s symbol’s main component being a tower that looks like Jade’s house surrounded by snakes (echidna), et cetera.  But it becomes incredibly clear by process of elimination:  Jade is the only plausible human girl Gamzee would have known and chosen, and no other human girl fits the symbolism well enough!
• And finally, there’s the narrative text here that was addressed at Jade as she stared through the fourth wall at LE’s jacket:  ”But you don’t know it’s a coat. That would only invite more questions. You don’t know what it shields. Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.”  But that’s strange, since “Caliborn” doesn’t do the trick!  So, if this name alone is supposed to inspire terror in Jade specifically…  Think about it for a moment.  Were Gamzee to create a Harley-Vantas ectochild, what do you suppose he’d make its last and/or middle names to fit? :D  Even if Jade doesn’t know LE’s true nature, from a name like that alone (with parts of Karkat and Jade’s names blatantly in it), I think Andrew could credibly claim that no human has ever understood the terror of having unexpectedly sired a child with a grumpy alien!

Am I right, or am I right?  :D

(Gamzee and Caliborn in the image arted up by my awesome friend doridachi!  Click here for a larger version of the gif.)  EDIT: I fixed the eyes I forgot to animate on the gif; the larger-version link will still link to the right one on all of them!

As cancersyndrome pointed out here, in the recent walkaround, Kurloz told Gamzee that their messiah awaits his servitude and TUTELAGE.

In other words, the first part of this theory is almost assuredly canon: Gamzee raised Caliborn and Calliope, likely too early for them to remember him.

What remains to be seen is their ectobiological components, which Gamzee was almost assuredly in a position to set.  If you read this theory and its linked follow-up addendums, the running supposition is that those components were most likely Jade Harley && Karkat Vantas && Abraxas, and optionally && Lil’ Cal or some other unknown component.

2012-9-26

GUYS GUYS

caliborn and calliope’s room

is FULL OF STEAK

that they EAT

STEAK

THINK ABOUT IT

STEAK!

DOG!!!

I mean, REMEMBER THIS THEORY?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

2012-8-30

I have a new, important, and hilarious point on this theory!

(Original theorypost link, if you don’t know what the image is about.)

(EDIT: An important followup theory on BUCKETS can be seen here! EDIT: Also, STEAK!)

LORD ENGLISH’S TRUE NAME

Alright… in my edits to the original theorypost, I brought up this seemingly-absurd point:

And finally, there’s the narrative text here that was addressed at Jade as she stared through the fourth wall at LE’s jacket:  ”But you don’t know it’s a coat. That would only invite more questions. You don’t know what it shields. Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.”  But that’s strange, since “Caliborn” doesn’t do the trick!  So, if this name alone is supposed to inspire terror in Jade specifically…  Think about it for a moment.  Were Gamzee to create a Harley-Vantas ectochild, what do you suppose he’d make its last and/or middle names to fit? :D  Even if Jade doesn’t know LE’s true nature, from a name like that alone (with parts of Karkat and Jade’s names blatantly in it), I think Andrew could credibly claim that no human has ever understood the terror of having unexpectedly sired a child with a grumpy alien!

Though this was a plausible explanation for the text, it just… sounded too stupid to me.

Let’s look at the full quote from the page again:

You size up the arcane contraption. The blue flicker of the coat’s lining is arresting. But you don’t know it’s a coat. That would only invite more questions. You don’t know what it shields. Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has. 

So… if Caliborn is an ectochild of Jade and Karkat, he would have to have a name that instantly told that fact unequivocally to Jade, in order to inspire “terror no human” has ever understood.

But what would that even look like?  Caliborn Jade Karkat?  Caliborn Harley-Vantas?  They all sound so silly and terrible!

And then… then, I had a conversation with shoyslayer over Skype.

• blastyoboots: I can’t think of a name that does the job I implied that doesn’t sound batshit retarded, though :)
• blastyoboots: I mean, what, Caliborn Harley-Vantas?
• ShoySlayer: Then again
• ShoySlayer: Hussie said ALL fantrolls are canon
• ShoySlayer: Even the shitt5y ones
• ShoySlayer: *shitty
• ShoySlayer: Maybe it was foreshadowing he was gonna pull a shitty plot twist
• blastyoboots: PFF YOU’RE RIGHT
• blastyoboots: oh my god it sounds like the shittiest self-insert fantroll name

It sounds like a shitty self-insert fantroll’s name.

It sounds like a shitty self-insert fantroll’s name.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHITTY SELF-INSERT FANTROLL’S NAME!!!!

And who do we know who has been constantly joked about by the fandom as a stereotypical mary-sue fantroll?!

“hello this is my fantroll Calliope Harley-Vantas she is jade and akrkat’s son and she has super special lime blood and is REALLY SWEET AND KIND even though her race is violent and she is one of the most powerful special classes of her own called a master class and she has her own session and”

Lord English, the GREATEST ENEMY IN HOMESTUCK, would have a name like the most absolutely retarded, terrible fanmade mary-sue human/troll hybrid ever imaginable!!!

CALIBORN HARLEY-VANTAS

It’s terrifying.  It’s horrible.  It’s perfect, and exactly what Andrew would pull.

2012-8-26

jumpingjacktrash:

variablejabberwocky:

thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:

beerinabox:

Well at least a large chunk of it, that being Lord English, and what is in store for Calliope and uu.

So as we know Calliope is the Muse of Space, and unfortunately we don’t quite understand what that entails for her yet but what we do know is that its the most passive. With Hussie constantly making references to his past works, I got thinking of ways any of this could tie into anything he’s done before. Then it hit me, the most passive character Hussie has ever made is Pickle Inspector from Problem Sleuth.

Now, if you havent read problem sleuth yet let me say this much:

a) Go read it. 

And pay attention to this guy here.

I’ll wait here for you.

Because within the context of the story, Pickle Inspector has a very high ‘game stat’ that exists within the story that allows him to do amazing things within a dream world, its called imagination (yes that is the actual stat). Now at one point in the story Pickle Inspector splits up into six separate PIs, four of which go off to pull off time shenanigans (that will become tremendously important later in this explanation.) but the other two I’d like to focus on right now.

One of the first thing PI did with his multiple selves was ascend to godhood.

 And so became GodHead PI (where daves chumhandle came from), though the only thing he could really do as a God was muse (or fondly regard) his creation, the next thing PI did was TAKE FORM OF AN EVEN MORE LOATHSOME BEAST

Now here we see an example of a single character becoming a god, and then transforming into a horrible monster…. you see where Im going with this.

A musing god, and a loathsome beast. Bear with me here, I propose that Calliopes dead dream self (seeing as PI only has this kind of power in the dream world) will be able to go God Tier, and so become Muse of Space, what will that allow her to do? Well, the other Pickle Inspectors that I mentioned earlier who went off to mess around with time? Well they returned to Godhead PI later in the story, who makes a request of them. That they split up and become all matter in the universe.

What I think a muse does, is just this (more or less). Its fairly obvious that Calliope is representative of the fandom, though what if she literally is the fandom. What if Calliope is us, as god tiered she splits into a thousands of points, thousands of readers- we /literally/ are Calliope.

Which brings us to one of the biggest mysteries in the Homestuck story.

 

Lord English.

What does he want, the main villain- what are his goals? What does he hope to gain from all of this?

Lets assume that uu is undoubtedly LE (If not thats one hell of a read herring ) in which case his motives have been clear from some of his first pesterlogs, he wants to kill Calliope. Think about Homestuck, and the reality its set in, what other motives could an all powerful demon have? Universal domination, possible, but unlikely seeing how easily a universe can be destroyed. Destruction of time and space? Maybe, but that seems a little useless for Hussies writing. No.

What I propose is that, All of this, all of Lord Englishes moves are to kill us. The fandom, because we are Calliope.

Hes already gotten one of us. (Lets face it, we’re as much a part of this as he is.)

Oh and one more little thing about the connection between UU uu and PI.

>GPI: Fondly regard crustacean

OMG

I…buy into a lot of this theory

maybe not all of it will be correct but this seems legitimatly possible

O.O holy shit

Okay, THIS to everything here, forever.  Holy shit.

She has that spiral in her dreams.

“Muse of Space” pretty much directly translates to “Fondly regard Creation”.

She’s told by uu “YOuR DEATH.  WILL BE.  YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT.”, which kind of makes sense if she’s somehow responsible for the perpetuation of everything ever in her death.

The whole “Lord English killing the fandom” thing is more metaphorical than anything else, but it does still have a nice whole “the fandom is responsible for reality” vibe.

(When the post connected crustacean and her Karkat-symbol connections, I thought he was tying together that spiral on GPI’s forehead with that same symbol and everything, which makes a lot more heavy and important a thematic connection!)

It’s not going to be LITERALLY what GPI did.  Keep that in mind.  While she’s not going to literally “be” every particle that ever exists like GPI was… it could definitely be something to the same thematic effect.

But, yeah, this fucking post ties it all together.  I knew she’d do something important in her death or what have you, perhaps something extremely broad, but I didn’t feel the narrative hints and basis for the pure scope until all these GPI connections.  She’s somehow going to be responsible for existence itself, or the perpetuation thereof.  It’s right there in our faces!  You, my friend, have cracked the code.  :)

She ascends to passive godhood (not god-tier, god as in the all-pervasive God), and he descends to active demonhood.  He’s a mob boss, and she’s full of imagination.  Through his eventual creation, Lord English embodies destruction, and through her eventual destruction, Calliope will embody creation.

(EDIT:  Though Kanaya will likely be the one to steal the “sew up reality” part of the callback.)

zoquo:

a—symmetrical:

what are binders

what is people drawing characters how they want to

“what are binders”???

So, what you’re saying is that Lord English has massive tits?

…carry on.

EDIT: no wonder uu finds feel-copping uncomfortable

(note from the tags: I guess the suspenders keep him decent)

2012-7-1

ahpoordogsbody:

combobulatedprognosticator:

Been thinking a lot about how this whole UU and uu deadly combat thing. It seems sadly inevitable that Calliope is going to lose this fight, but I’ve been trying to think of a reasonable scenario for how it’ll all go down. Here’s what I think:

1) uu wakes up and decides not to switch back. He cuts/gnaws off his own leg to escape his ankle chain. (Lord English is missing the same leg uu has his chain on)

2) Now with access to both computers, he gets himself into the session by being his own server player.

3) He finds his quest bed and immobilizes himself on it.

4) He talks to Roxy and tricks her waking up Calliope by saying her name. (In the chess game UU and uu played, uu won by encouraging his opponent to cheat, and then using it to his advantage. This scared Calliope into cheating in real life by telling Roxy her name)

5) Since Calliope is now awake, uu wakes up in his dreamself. He flies to planet, finds his quest bed, and stabs Calliope, who is still immobilized on it. uu goes God-tier, and Calliope, who has no dreamself left, dies.

6) uu would now have God-tier Space powers, but he’s still no Lord English. So what does he do? He *pretends to be UU to her friends* (Disguising the male and the female as each other, just like in the chess game!). He writes in green (Calliope said she wouldn’t write in green until she “won” against her brother. uu has threatened to paint his words with her blood color) and tells the kids that he’s Calliope and that she won (Her friends will be happy, as predicted, because they don’t know the truth). He then tricks them into doing things in their session that helps him gain power and hurts them.

yes yes yes this is perfect

the only possible objections relate to uu going god-tier: 1) it involves becoming your dreamself, and uu’s dreamself isn’t missing a leg; 2) if lord english were god-tier, he’d be risking a just death. aranea said he’d “discovered the secret to indestructibility”, so i doubt it’s that simple.

Some of the details are sketchy, but they’re replaceable.  The concept of uu successfully(?!) pretending to be UU, to mirror the swapped king and queen, is a fantastic one.

(That, or UU will be Lord English instead of uu?  It almost feels like one of those two has to happen, to mirror the chess gambit.)

2012-6-23

space-cadet-omoly:

kyleehenke:

ok ok so I know I’m probably way late to the party on these realizations but

in the light of recent updates, the colors of the session logos are about a billion times more unnerving…

Welp, that’s unsettling.

welp indeed

2012-6-21